The Paradox of Intoxication; ANC Alcoholism of Confusion!

The Paradox of Intoxication; ANC Alcoholism of Confusion! If ANC politicians were cows, and parliament assumed to be grass and dry grass became ganja of corrupt debates and poor faculty of reasoning, and S.A. economy became a cigarette lighter; it is not surprising that everyone in South Africa is burning with issues to extinguish the fire of poor Service Delivery, job creation, crime, gender based violence, hijacking of government ministers, state capture etc, to save the country from its demise. 

Yet. The ANC government can't deliver simple water and infrastructure services to our people, but have the audacity to interfere with problems of other countries like Israel and Ukraine! Where's their sobriety in this paradox? I don't see Botswana, Swaziland, Namibia, Zimbabwe or Lesotho meddling with affairs of other countries, whereas their lives are stable, not in jeopardy like ours. 

"If ANC can't take care of their own dirty linen, why do they pretend to be a savior like Jesus Christ; when their own backyard in Hammanskraal, Sebokeng and Ikageng in Potchefstroom have leaking POOP dripping from their sinks and water taps? Isn't that travesty of justice to our people?". Why not attend to your own countries' kitchen affairs and problems before meddling with what does not suit your qualification and jurisdiction to honor affairs of your own bedroom at this juncture? 

You don't know how to swim or build swimming pools, but want to save people who've conquered the moon to save them from drowning in the Red sea!. The people you're meddling with possess skills to win Olympic games and financial literacy to excel in their economy and technology. They control the dollar and the IMF as the World Bank. You owe them and this liability is at the expense of South Africa's taxpayers. You make loans on behalf of the country and leave our children and communities in shambles.

Yet, it sounds like a dog that wants to bite the hand that feeds it.

Is this not putting your cart before the horse, pretending to be jack of all trades and master of none? You're tripping on your toes and have lost all your front teeth from failing to learn how to tie your shoes. You can't resolve crimes of incompetency to pay SASSA Post Office grants on time to your own people. Is this not dumb and insidious to mediate and put your dirty fingernails in other countries' mouths? You've failed dismally to handle Eskom load shedding at its worst right now, is this not cutting off your nose to spite your face?

I don't see Botswana, Swaziland, Namibia or Lesotho meddling with the affairs of other countries. Your own country is in dire need of leadership maturity to handle a myriad of South Africa's problems, with courtesy and sense of urgency and proficient delivery skills, yet you can't. The ANC is a bunch of  paralyzed hypocrites, pretending to know it all. I urge you to surrender your stupidity to God before HE demands it back without irreversible repercussions in 2024. You're  a disgrace to the human race, every action you took as government has opposite and equal negative reactions, from which you'll  suffer consequences of this imbecility. Organizations like yours, who disobey natural laws of karma, will learn life's unforgiving lesson of the phrase, "what goes around will come around" - "As you sow so shall you reap".

The clock is ticking fast and Robben Island is waiting for fat cats to decorate empty cells with yellow jackets and you quality without making reservations. God forbid this time it will be for the wrong reasons. 

Eat My Crown! It's my turn to turn South Africans' lights on and wise up against your arrogant attitude. You've lost vision brainpower to see and conceptualize the difference between morality and common sense. The ball is no longer in your court. The Springboks can do better than your constituencies put together. You've lost the plot to honor your African Ancestors with due diligence. Get ready to pack and face the quarry once again. History will remember and judge you as "Goliath'' who fell from grace because of inhaling too much fumes of convoluted fart and excessive addiction to self-righteous syndrome. Give up the keys to South Africa let "Sons and Daughters of uShaka Zulu'' teach you and your cronies how to run a country with grace and wisdom.

RIP!

My prayers are with you 🙏

Join Our S.A. Crisis Jokes & Solutions Campaigns To Save The Nation from Blackouts

Corruption Epidemic: How it's impacting businesses, the economy, and job creation. Corruption has been a longstanding issue in South Africa, with various reports indicating that it has been a significant problem for decades. The country has a history of corruption, where the government and its officials used their positions of power to enrich themselves at the expense of the public.

In recent years, corruption has been a major concern in South Africa, with numerous high-profile cases of corruption involving government officials, state-owned enterprises, and private companies. This has had a significant impact on businesses, the economy, jobs, and investment in the country. We invite our readers to join Our S.A. Crisis Jokes & Solutions Campaigns to Save The Nation from Blackouts! South Africans we urge you to do something creative and to add value to our new fractured democratic struggle against corruption, crime and poor service delivery and Eskom's load shedding.

Corruption in South Africa, Nepotism, Public Services, Private Sector Slowly We Seem to Decay!

One of the keyways in which corruption and poor service delivery affects businesses in South Africa is through the manipulation of procurement processes. This can lead to businesses losing out on contracts and opportunities due to corruption, which can negatively impact their bottom line.

Corruption also affects the economy by diverting resources away from productive uses and into the pockets of corrupt officials and businessmen. This can lead to a lack of investment in important areas such as infrastructure, education, and healthcare, which can have a negative impact on economic growth and job creation.

In addition to this, corruption also affects the investment climate in South Africa. Businesses and investors are often deterred from investing in the country due to the perception of corruption and lack of transparency in government processes.

This can lead to a lack of job creation, which can have a detrimental impact on the economy and the livelihoods of citizens.

In summary, corruption in South Africa has had a significant impact on businesses, the economy, jobs and investment. It has led to a lack of transparency in government processes, which has deterred businesses and investors from investing in the country, and also has led to the diversion of resources away from productive uses and into the pockets of corrupt officials and businessmen. Now few of us i.e., community members who are unemployed and struggling to pay our debts, have come together to find a solution by doing something about it.

We could have joined Dudula Operations, or other civic groups, but as you know South Africans are not cowards like other nations in Africa who thrive on the weakness of local South African victims of political chaos like here in Mzantsi. We sit down and address issues affecting our lives, from education to employment, business to politics, organizing to protesting against our own government. We put up a fight to stand for our own rights. In this case instead of going to the streets to protest, we use blogging, podcasting and writing to vent our frustrations. Eskom load shedding is one of them.  

So! we've agreed to start a campaign to write humour and joke about our frustration. It is within our democratic rights to do so. As a result, we have started inviting people around Mzantsi to join us in this space. To share, comment and subscribe to our campaigns before next year's election of 2024. We started the "S.A. Crisis Jokes and Solution Campaign". It is a petty Trevor Noah is not here to join us. His schedule overseas is very tight, but we'll wait for him when he comes to vote next year.

A. Background Overview About -S.A. Crisis Jokes & Solutions Campaigns 

These jokes are not meant to harm anyone nor are they meant to be derogative to South Africa’s ruling party nor its employees. But rather exploits the creative side of our human suffering to alleviate the nations, pain and frustration as a humorous form of positive protest.  The intension is to test if we are still resilient since June 16, 1976. We know our people have courage and strength to see this Eskom crisis through. So, for encouragement to sustain our sanity we thought a little sense of humor during hard times can go a long way. As the saying goes “Laughter Is the Best Medicine”.

Beyond this scope of humor is the strategy to raise funds for our local community special projects.

1. To identify and to unleash comedy talent that is latent to a majority of people in S.A. starting with jokes on this blog as an icebreaker. 
2. This is an attempt to create an atmosphere of relief via future partner community radio stations willing to support our initiative. 
3. This campaign of “Sponsor A Joke – With A Service Delivery Solutions”, is a challenge to all South Africans to learn to turn adversity or pain into an adventurous journey, business opportunity or exciting special community event. 
4. A psychological resourceful process of digging deep into our souls to find strength and sense of perspective in life.
5. While doing so pick up the pieces from this traumatic experience of crime, load shedding, job loses, hijacking, poor services and many other challenges to start all over again, to the glorious rainbow nation.

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Powering South Africa’s Future, One Joke at A Time

Jokes about "electricity crisis" in South Africa how the ANC’s corruption, police incompetency, nepotism, poor service delivery, potholes, power outages, mushrooming squatter camps, vandalism, and poor state of municipalities, looting and lack accountability, has left us no choice, but to stand our ground and stage this comedy protest BLOG. This saga of our countries dilemma has led us to think deep and hard, how we can be proactive to engage the nation to laugh out loud. On a serious note, try if we can discover local talent and search for creative and practical solutions going forward as a nation.

The High Cost of Corruption: How South Africa's businesses and investors are paying the price for silence. This is why it is necessary to make jokes about it. Although this is a very serious matter, what's important is that people must reflect and remember who voted the ANC in power in the first place. "Corruption has affected the entire country from Procurement to Job Losses: How Corruption is Harming South Africa's Black families in particular the poor rural communities". The state of the nation will not recover anytime soon, because Eskom load shedding began as early as 2009. Who was in power then?

However, for health purposes and for the country to brace itself from Eskom load shedding heart attacks and high costs of incurring medical expense and surgical hospitalization bills. Note "LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE". Why not read these jokes for yourself and share with friends or create your own. South Africa's corruption crisis is deterring investment, economic growth and many other issues related to development and political stability.

I've Lost Faith in The ANC Will Cost Them Dearly in 2021

I have lost faith in the ruling party i.e. the ANC and their arrogance in handling issues of national importance. It should be borne in the mind of every citizen to know that government does not know how to manufacture wealth or create jobs on their own accord. They absorb resources from private sector businesses and tax revenue collections.

If they did – there would be more factories and manufacturing industries than we could care to cope with. More happy investors’ would take initiatives to fund new projects and inventions to be exported overseas to sustain a thriving economy.

Our Freedom Has Been Violated By the ANC - They Are Not Committed to The Values and Needs of Our Society!

• If they did – there would be surplus vacancies in all sectors of our economy to make everyone sick of making choices to occupy a job that will make them king of their domains because they’ve mastered their craft.
• If they did – unions will cease to exist because the word “go-slow” will not be found in the vocabulary of any worker when dreams are fulfilled in the nick of time. Instead words like “work-is-life & life-is-work” will be a positive health mantra that will replace their medical aid.
• If they did – there would be more wealthy black farmers ploughing maize-meal fields like fat cakes to supply Europe, Asia and the West with enough food to last them a century.
• If they did – there would be no squatter camps and poverty or cable theft that is ravaging our country and infested our people with desperation to destroy the moral fabric of our society.
• If they did – there would be no informal traders hustling the streets of our cities competing with African Foreigners to sell Chinese goods, because our Government decided to make South Africa a dumping ground for foreign garbage.
• If they did – the number of unemployed would not be standing at +/-24 million and the number  out of a healthy population of 60 million citizens.

S.A. Unemployed Statistics Since 2021

Government will never begin to do so, purely because they do not have the “Will Power”, the “Backbone” and the “GUTS” to do so successfully because they’re not qualified to make decisive assertive individual decisions that call for accountability reporting.  

They are excellent thieves and “Happy-Feet-Street-Frenzy-Toyi-Toyi-Dancers” who have mastered the art of stealing from us “Tax-Payers” without feeling guilty or remorseful.

The ANC positions in all sectors of Government are deployed with military “comrade” relationships of nepotism to secured favours to their unqualified “next-of-kin’s”. They’re programmed to be sneaky, unreliable time wasters who pretend they know what they’re doing at the expense of the nation.

Nepotism Promotes Poverty

They collect and sell CV’s at a profit for job occupations to feed their greed and to promote party political personal agenda at the expense of the country’s GDP. Productivity and quality and execution of services has been sacrificed and deteriorated due to this practice.

Lack of properly skilled and trained personnel is compromised to become common Government business practice. They advertise posts and vacancies in the newspaper for positions that have already been occupied by their relatives, just to follow protocol to avoid investigations against corruption.

Their business work-ethics and values to equitable resource development and allocation of productivity projects for unemployed graduates and local citizens, is wanting and non-existent. They have no sense of responsibility and accountability for good governance, and proud to do the right thing.  

It is evident that the ANC are not in business for the nation rather in it for their political party and themselves. What choices are we left with as a nation if such a behavior continues to expand out of proportions to benefit only few who are connected to this corrupt system?

           

Rather we should employ people with Retail Business Skills and experience the likes of Richard Maponya, Phamudzi Holdings, Pick & Pay, Herman Mashaba, Shoprite to run institutions of government to make them yield profits and not loses like SAA and PRASA or ESKOM just to mention a few self-made millionaires who build their business enterprises from scratch without stealing from anyone.

South Africa and the State of The Nation after the Gupta capture is becoming a dictatorship in the making. They have their hands on everything that is not suppose to be political and contaminated by Apartheid Ideology were it is not apparent. As if life revolves around our perpetual history of oppression.

– Get over it we are in the future and 23 years of mismanagement of power will be their legacy. They have no excuse for poor governance, but have themselves to blame IF they lose elections in 2019.

Successful and professional private enterprises and corporations hold personnel and staff accountable for wrong doing and bad conduct. Their human resources strategy is centered on development workshops to improve customer services to deliver excellence. The South African Government, especially the ANC do not operate on these rules or principles.

In Government these rules only exist on paper to impress the ignorant masses and to pass the buck to someone else, when things go wrong. Their agenda is completely different, obscured and out of focus with the agenda of the Nations’ Paradigm.

Their modus operand is subtleties of greed, lust and sly motives to maximize their pockets and wealth over and above serving their country’s interests, is rooted in selfishness. So! how on earth did they get away with murder and stole our confidence and trust to rule for 23 years without being caught to deserve our respect and votes?

Entrepreneurship skills to create jobs and sustain the economy lie in the knowledge base and practical extensive experience and unique skills of the private sector and international investments, through skills transfer. A professional business skill is a behavior that is learned over a long period of time.

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SA Parliament Should Hold the Executive Accountable: Part.1

If Parliament and politicians fail to honor their duty as the watch dog of the executive, we the citizens have the right to dissolve it. We have the right to find to better way to employ effective alternative competent servants to deliver The Nations’ Mandate. That’s why we have opposition parties in parliament!

Corruption Destroys The Economy

My impression is that South Africans never question the integrity of politicians – it’s a case of “reshuffle the cabinet” “loot and amass and to screw the public”. As long as this charade continues, taxpayers and innocent citizens will become victims of circumstances.

Citizens Come First

Citizens have the obligation to bring government to account or change the ruling party via an effective incorruptible new voting system. Worst case scenarios let each community in every province raise funds to register its own political party.

I personally don’t care how many parties we can have in parliament as long as they can oust the current ruling majority, and begin to deliver services to us.

Peace

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The Government Is Playing You… And You Don’t Even Realize It!

The truth is, it’s NOT your fault… but it IS your responsibility! It’s time to face the TRUTH. The whole "Be a good little boy/girl. Get good grades. Got to college. Find a good job. Put away money into your retirement account and you’ll be just fine." charade is COLLAPSING right under our noses.

You’ve been lead to believe that happiness and security were waiting for you...if only you did as you were told. You’ve been told that as long you followed the path society laid out for you, you’d be OK. You were told that the government would protect you… That the school system would educate you… And that your corporate job would take care of you, like you took care of them.

But chances are that’s NOT working out as planned for you... Surveys show 1 in 3 Americans have NO retirement savings. Surveys show most Americans don't have even $1,000 in their bank account. And this may sound crazy...but surveys show that only 20% of Americans are free of debt. Horrifying stats yes...but honestly, not surprising.

 Not when millions of students nationwide borrow as much as $40K A YEAR with the dream of getting a degree that’s supposed to open doors for them… Only to face being forced back to their parents’ place, because there just aren’t any jobs for their line of work. As if that wasn’t enough, it seems like every decent paying job is either being replaced by automation through software or robots… Or it’s being shipped overseas so companies can save a few dollars on payrolls.

 It’s no wonder that a new report from the McKinsey Global Institute titled "Poorer than their Parents: Flat or Falling Incomes in Advanced Economies," shows a drastic trend in declining incomes for middle class workers. The report found that as much as 70% of households saw their earnings drop in the past decade. To put it bluntly:

Those who had been taught to expect their wealth to grow as long as they obediently followed society’s path of choice, have learned that this promise is a LIE. Look the reality is that the ruling minority is interested in having an obedient, loyal workforce practically enslaved by debt. So if you chose to believe the lie and headed down this dead-end path... it’s NOT your fault.

We’ve ALL been played. But it IS your RESPONSIBILITY to do something about it - and guarantee that you and your family will NOT be played anymore. The first step is to embrace this truth…and the next step is to get educated on what’s REALLY going on right now. And today you’re in luck…

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Learning To Follow Your Dreams Patiently

In Memory of Maurice White! Your legacy will live on Love J.T.

Let the four seasons of your heart be the guiding force to your spirits’ adventure.

Exploring and venturing into the unknown is the only reason why there is September in our hearts.

September is the season where gates of love and passion are opened for us to live happily ever after. We dance and laugh in harmony with the universe, because our soul has found its true purpose and sense of belonging.

We cry and sob because we are only human and possess the spirit of God consciousness and the power to change and be who we really want to be.

In the mist of turmoil and challenges, we rise and fall because we are born to stand up and fight the battle like a warrior whose only aim is to come back home victorious. Will power and patience get us through the day. Why give up now?

Paul J. Meyer once said: “Life is journey and not a destination”. Dreaming and planning your life to be a winner requires vision and support from people who believe in you and your potential.

Your path to survive and be the best you can be; is to keep the momentum of enthusiasm going; never assume you have arrived and won the battle until you reach that most important goal post the “Top Of the Mountain- The Beacon of Victory”.

A Chinese wise proverb says “A journey of 1,000 miles begins with the first step”. To turn your life around you need more than just the first step to realize the impact of your dreams and goals. 

You need to have a vision and PATIENCE to embark on the trip or adventures of life’s roller coaster episodes.

If life was that easy no one would be born to take up the challenge. Only winners are born to this world to prove to themselves that they can “Do It”. That’s why you have a “Zodiac-Star-Sign” behind your name to back you up and to witness hidden secrets of your talents and true becoming.

Most people battle to even believe they have potential to make that change happen. Few bother to recognize and acknowledge their own existence, but end up nowhere because of lack of interest and guidance to follow through their calling and divine instincts.

Besides! a majority of people are in a comfort zone which protects their insecurities to venture out and take risks. With risk comes responsibility and fruits of your labour to show you’re committed in this relationship of winning life’s battles.

September is the season where the gates of life open-up for us to live happily ever after. We dance and laugh because our soul has found its true purpose and meaning to be born again.

Risk means taking a step to do something that most people are afraid of doing, because of public opinion from following their own inner voice.  

Learning to follow your heart patiently is proven to yield extreme positive result if you know what else to do thereafter. 

Let the reason to live be your heart’s music, the key that opens doors to so many possibilities, dream big and be happy. 

Earth Wind & Fire is my inspiration!

Peace

J.T.
Be the best you know how to!

Inspired by you Mr. Isaac Khonjelwayo! You allowed me to take the first step and believed I can do it. Now I am doing it. Thanks for choosing the track for this article. Your patience will paid-off.